Disclaimer:People who get offended by ISIS shall read it,but the opinion made by me clashing with someone is merely co-incidental,reality may be more "REAL".

Treating yourself in front the big Ben ,roaming with your girlfriend in the Eiffel tower,checking out the Australian Parliament at Canberra , admiring the Statue of liberty or Sitting across the magnificent Taj Mahal, You could be doing all this while, an IS member would be slashing heads off people convicting them of the crimes they never did.I am just raising a simple question hre,that whether or not You want to join IS or if you dislike it .This is the piece that will lead you to the brute truth of these gruesome murderers or may be 21st century"Heroes".And one more thing, if you are asking if i like them its up to you readers to decide if a liked them or not.Lets begin.
Who are they?
The main people who are operating this agency were the Ex-Military of the Syrian and Iraq forces who were fighting the during the military coup happened at Syria.The complex "yehudi" war which involved Al-Qaeda,Bashars army and the great Abu bakr Al-BAghdadi who led from the Al Qaeda front.Its true that hes was indeed arrested in the Iraq war in 2004 at Fallujah,but relaesed later.
Now,that little mistake gave us our Hero(really?) Abu bakr al Baghdadi Eh!.The Caliphate of the new state of Iraq and Syria. Doesn't it sound pompous,ceremonial and pedantic.Too many Synonyms ,yeah but he deserves it doesn't he.He deserves praise for,killing a teen in the round about of Mosul in Iraq,when the teen was found playing cards.Oh i forgot playing cards is illegal way illegal in Islam and Killing by starvation wasn't enough he had to be burnt alive.
More,credits to his sleeve are,his "favorite time pass" i.e beheading the innocent reporters and journalists who risk their life from their mother countries just to get a byte of "what's going on around the world" and they are mercilessly beheaded. Not to mention the slow beheading which is an earmarked procedure of Halal for men too,sounds stomach churning right.People bellicosed this beheading but this is a great achievement for those caliphs because they know Islam Better yeah!, bravo! Baghdadi you have risked enough you will be rewarded with a load full of Apsarahs in Heaven cause you have done too many deeds to give you the best place in "Jannat"(heaven in Urdu).
Why should you join them?
They are the best suicide squad in the world people seriously.It has been proved that high funding has led to the emergence of ISIS as the major terrorist group bigger than the Al-Qaeda.So,you have your first reason to join it.
Secondly,as i have already mentioned if you are even recruited here ,I'm afraid you shall not be promoted even.Ever thought how the leader high up the ladder always survive and only the mere soldiers die,its because the leaders sit and enjoy the loot,while the new recruits shove their asses under the drones.All risk and no pay.Still happy to join you may please,but remember new recruits are best motivated to be Suicidal Jihadis,and you would be a fool if you think these caliphates are going to pay your kins in other country a hefty sum for you foolishly blowing up yourself somewhere in never land.I know all these sounding very nationalistic too religious,because this blowing up Children and Women is written in Holy Quran right.Sorry,I thought Quran was a holy book and it propagated peace but,these Wahhabi corrected me ,now i know that it propagates murder and cruelty right! at-least to chime with IS you have to say that :).
Well by now you must have known you can work for them without any incentive being their only slaves and for "NOTHING".! well best of luck
Why they are Intelligent!
Hey they know everything about islam they are omnipotent,omniscient and omnipresent(at-least in Iraq and Syria).They most brainy thing what they did was to blow up all the Mosques and Old Islamic architectures in Syria like the tomb of Palmyra,which was also known as the Oasis city of deserts.Why? because it was against the ISIS beliefs,isn't it so intelligent of them.Only Einstein could have been able to understand this.It is so titillating there line of thinking its very inspirational.
There's more ,they have their own line of punishment ,it's so cool that they themselves by their own whims and fancies decide the punishment to any crime committed by a person.No sharia no Law ,its my rule yeah!.It's so generous of them.

They have the biggest heart in the world,yes they care for all the countries you know.Now they have made official they are in war with each and every country who supported the "Forces" against them,such an erudite bunch of people they are i tell you! .So,people don't hesitate try and make an opinion as no decision is bad when made thoughtfully.You got to decide the fate of these people.
Happy Terrorism!!!
Treating yourself in front the big Ben ,roaming with your girlfriend in the Eiffel tower,checking out the Australian Parliament at Canberra , admiring the Statue of liberty or Sitting across the magnificent Taj Mahal, You could be doing all this while, an IS member would be slashing heads off people convicting them of the crimes they never did.I am just raising a simple question hre,that whether or not You want to join IS or if you dislike it .This is the piece that will lead you to the brute truth of these gruesome murderers or may be 21st century"Heroes".And one more thing, if you are asking if i like them its up to you readers to decide if a liked them or not.Lets begin.
Who are they?
The main people who are operating this agency were the Ex-Military of the Syrian and Iraq forces who were fighting the during the military coup happened at Syria.The complex "yehudi" war which involved Al-Qaeda,Bashars army and the great Abu bakr Al-BAghdadi who led from the Al Qaeda front.Its true that hes was indeed arrested in the Iraq war in 2004 at Fallujah,but relaesed later.
Now,that little mistake gave us our Hero(really?) Abu bakr al Baghdadi Eh!.The Caliphate of the new state of Iraq and Syria. Doesn't it sound pompous,ceremonial and pedantic.Too many Synonyms ,yeah but he deserves it doesn't he.He deserves praise for,killing a teen in the round about of Mosul in Iraq,when the teen was found playing cards.Oh i forgot playing cards is illegal way illegal in Islam and Killing by starvation wasn't enough he had to be burnt alive.
More,credits to his sleeve are,his "favorite time pass" i.e beheading the innocent reporters and journalists who risk their life from their mother countries just to get a byte of "what's going on around the world" and they are mercilessly beheaded. Not to mention the slow beheading which is an earmarked procedure of Halal for men too,sounds stomach churning right.People bellicosed this beheading but this is a great achievement for those caliphs because they know Islam Better yeah!, bravo! Baghdadi you have risked enough you will be rewarded with a load full of Apsarahs in Heaven cause you have done too many deeds to give you the best place in "Jannat"(heaven in Urdu).
They are the best suicide squad in the world people seriously.It has been proved that high funding has led to the emergence of ISIS as the major terrorist group bigger than the Al-Qaeda.So,you have your first reason to join it.
Secondly,as i have already mentioned if you are even recruited here ,I'm afraid you shall not be promoted even.Ever thought how the leader high up the ladder always survive and only the mere soldiers die,its because the leaders sit and enjoy the loot,while the new recruits shove their asses under the drones.All risk and no pay.Still happy to join you may please,but remember new recruits are best motivated to be Suicidal Jihadis,and you would be a fool if you think these caliphates are going to pay your kins in other country a hefty sum for you foolishly blowing up yourself somewhere in never land.I know all these sounding very nationalistic too religious,because this blowing up Children and Women is written in Holy Quran right.Sorry,I thought Quran was a holy book and it propagated peace but,these Wahhabi corrected me ,now i know that it propagates murder and cruelty right! at-least to chime with IS you have to say that :).
Well by now you must have known you can work for them without any incentive being their only slaves and for "NOTHING".! well best of luck
Why they are Intelligent!
Hey they know everything about islam they are omnipotent,omniscient and omnipresent(at-least in Iraq and Syria).They most brainy thing what they did was to blow up all the Mosques and Old Islamic architectures in Syria like the tomb of Palmyra,which was also known as the Oasis city of deserts.Why? because it was against the ISIS beliefs,isn't it so intelligent of them.Only Einstein could have been able to understand this.It is so titillating there line of thinking its very inspirational.
There's more ,they have their own line of punishment ,it's so cool that they themselves by their own whims and fancies decide the punishment to any crime committed by a person.No sharia no Law ,its my rule yeah!.It's so generous of them.
They have the biggest heart in the world,yes they care for all the countries you know.Now they have made official they are in war with each and every country who supported the "Forces" against them,such an erudite bunch of people they are i tell you! .So,people don't hesitate try and make an opinion as no decision is bad when made thoughtfully.You got to decide the fate of these people.
Happy Terrorism!!!